Crazy invention ideas
Hey there! Do you sometimes have a crazy idea for invention although you know it's kind of impossible? Me? I have alot of crazy invention ideas. Maybe because I lazed around too much and like to dream of the future.
Some people says that dream is just empty thinking which should not be taken seriously. I dare not agree. Without the dream of flying in the sky, man would not have invented aeroplane. Without the dream of faster moving vehicle, we would still be stucked at bicycle. Without the dream of bringing light into darkness, we might still be surviving on candles every night. Without the dream of having water at home, we would not have the idea of tap. Without the dream of staying dry outdoor during raining, there would not be umbrella. Without dreams, we are dead.
Transform your dream to goal, your goal to aim, and slowly work towards it. Centuries ago, the idea of capturing image with a device and get it printed on a paper is impossible. Everyone was thinking, how can any thing record what your eye see; we are not robot. But today, it's possible!
Now, how about a device that can record smell? I've always wanted to record the smell of faeces (human waste) and use it to play a prank on others. It sure works because my solid waste is very smelly. HAHAHA! Of course, it can be use to record the smell of flower and other animals for studying purpose too.
One of the more realistic idea is my "nose filter". It's basically an air filter for your nose. Plug it into your nostrils and it will filter away unwanted particles in the air; only oxygen will enter your body. Once in a while, you need to change the nose filter though. No need to dig your nose for gold anymore!
Another great idea is my "awakening pill". I know the name is the same as that in Pokemon but I just can't find a better name for it. The effect is pretty obvious. It keeps you awake, just the exactly different of sleeping pill. This idea came to me because I don't like sleeping. If only we can maximised the time used, we can live longer and do more thing. We might die sooner too.
The idea of pill is good. A small capsule for your everyday needs.
For those busy businessman, eating might be a time costing event daily. My invention on "no-need-eat" pill will do the job. A capsule will replace one of your meal giving you the nutrients needed and remove your hunger. Isn't it great if you are always fretting on what to eat later?
After eating, you will need the toilet bowl to contain your body waste. It will be embarassing if it happens during an important meeting presentation or if you are meeting your parents-in-law. "No-shit-pill" can do the job. The pill is design to sublime your solid waste into gas and release it from your anus like you are farting. Smell? Maybe an "anus filter" can do the job.
Getting lazier. Introducing the "no-need-shower" pill! This pill will remove the bacteria and germs on your skin leaving you a fresh feeling. Do remember to change your clothes though.
My crazy invention ideas are like changing the way human live. Good or bad? My brother feedbacked, how can we not eat and not shit. Yeah, maybe human beings are designed this way, we should not changed the way our body function.
Nose filter and a device to record smell seems to be good enough.
Do you have any crazy invention ideas?
Some people says that dream is just empty thinking which should not be taken seriously. I dare not agree. Without the dream of flying in the sky, man would not have invented aeroplane. Without the dream of faster moving vehicle, we would still be stucked at bicycle. Without the dream of bringing light into darkness, we might still be surviving on candles every night. Without the dream of having water at home, we would not have the idea of tap. Without the dream of staying dry outdoor during raining, there would not be umbrella. Without dreams, we are dead.
Transform your dream to goal, your goal to aim, and slowly work towards it. Centuries ago, the idea of capturing image with a device and get it printed on a paper is impossible. Everyone was thinking, how can any thing record what your eye see; we are not robot. But today, it's possible!
Now, how about a device that can record smell? I've always wanted to record the smell of faeces (human waste) and use it to play a prank on others. It sure works because my solid waste is very smelly. HAHAHA! Of course, it can be use to record the smell of flower and other animals for studying purpose too.
One of the more realistic idea is my "nose filter". It's basically an air filter for your nose. Plug it into your nostrils and it will filter away unwanted particles in the air; only oxygen will enter your body. Once in a while, you need to change the nose filter though. No need to dig your nose for gold anymore!
Another great idea is my "awakening pill". I know the name is the same as that in Pokemon but I just can't find a better name for it. The effect is pretty obvious. It keeps you awake, just the exactly different of sleeping pill. This idea came to me because I don't like sleeping. If only we can maximised the time used, we can live longer and do more thing. We might die sooner too.
The idea of pill is good. A small capsule for your everyday needs.
For those busy businessman, eating might be a time costing event daily. My invention on "no-need-eat" pill will do the job. A capsule will replace one of your meal giving you the nutrients needed and remove your hunger. Isn't it great if you are always fretting on what to eat later?
After eating, you will need the toilet bowl to contain your body waste. It will be embarassing if it happens during an important meeting presentation or if you are meeting your parents-in-law. "No-shit-pill" can do the job. The pill is design to sublime your solid waste into gas and release it from your anus like you are farting. Smell? Maybe an "anus filter" can do the job.
Getting lazier. Introducing the "no-need-shower" pill! This pill will remove the bacteria and germs on your skin leaving you a fresh feeling. Do remember to change your clothes though.
My crazy invention ideas are like changing the way human live. Good or bad? My brother feedbacked, how can we not eat and not shit. Yeah, maybe human beings are designed this way, we should not changed the way our body function.
Nose filter and a device to record smell seems to be good enough.
Do you have any crazy invention ideas?
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